Thursday, March 14, 2013

What I Do With My Free Time

Time to share a little something with my mob of admiring fans, all 5 of them.  When I'm not busy annoying people (surprisingly, it usually takes only a few seconds to annoy most people), I write, play the guitar and read.  All activities that also seem to annoy people.  Much of my writing is done while I pursue my chosen career, driving a truck, which, judging by the hand gestures, also annoys people.

Writing while driving a truck, probably sounds dangerous, and it would be, if I tried to write with pen and paper.  Instead, I memorize whatever I am writing by constant repetition.  In this manner I am able to remember my words long enough to write them down at the first available opportunity.  Some of what I write while driving are posts that end up in this blog.  Some ends up being songs, and some is never meant to be read.

Rather than repeat myself, or include links to other posts in my blog, I'll leave it to you to figure out how to find and read other blog entries.  Below are some of the lyrics that I've written.  They are all my work, and I hold the copyrights.  What they are all lacking is the music .  Perhaps someday I'll be able to add that as well.  Without further ado, here they are, along with editorial comments.

If you are unfortunate enough to hear me talk about past relationships, you'll hear references to "The Good Wife".  Lorane bought me a beer because she liked the way I looked, 25 years ago, bending over a pool table in my tight jeans.  I left her for a pretty face that turned out to be hiding severe emotional problems.  This is her song:

Lorane

She sat up at the bar, sharing
drinks and laughs with friends
Meanwhile, I had twenty riding
on a two rail shot to win
My barkeep walked over and said
this beer is from Lorane
Twelve ounces later and my life
has never been the same

She said It's hard to go through life easy
You've got to run til you learn to crawl
Gonna make me mad if you try to please me
Can't reach the top until you learn to fall

Though you wouldn't know it, her life,
Her life was full of pain
When she picked herself up, life,
well it kicked her down again
She didn't need a ladder
To climb up over her trials
If you're feeling down she said
Face the world with a smile

Chorus

The time that we had together
Were the best years of my life
You made a man of this lost boy
When you became my wife
Knowing that I walked away
I hang my head in shame
I never meant to hurt you
Not you, my sweet Lorane

Chorus

She sits up at the bar sharing
drinks and laughs with friends
And I would give anything
just to take that shot again

There was a period where I spent a considerable amount of time in topless bars, the so called "Gentlemen's Clubs".  Very rarely did I see a man there actually being a gentleman.  This is about the optimism and despair which finds so many women who choose this path.

Rented Dreams

The lights are low, the music loud and smoke fills the air
You kick it back, act real cool and keep trying not to stare
Lonely old men and rowdy young guys thinking they will score
But when the lights go up they all walk out
And leave their dreams at the door

Chorus
She's renting out her dreams at twenty bucks a song
And if you've got the means she'll let you dream along
Someday her prince is gonna walk in and pull her from this scene
But until that day she'll be on the stage renting out her dreams

She dreamed she was a princess, darling of the world
She had tea parties, played with dolls, she was daddy's little girl
Standing tall she headed off for those big city lights
Somewhere her dreams took a wrong turn
Now she rents them out each night

Chorus

For fifteen years she's been up there, the time where has it went?
She's made a million dollars but she doesn't have a cent
Now her cloud's silver lining has turned to rusted steel
She no longer knows how to dream
And she's forgotten how to feel

Chorus

She's renting out her dreams at twenty bucks a song
And if you've got the means she'll let you dream along
Someday her prince is gonna walk in and pull her from this scene
But until that she'll be on the stage renting out her dreams
But unless he does she'll be on that stage renting out her dreams

This next piece is my attempt at humor.  The entire song is somewhat autobiographical, with a bit of editing.

Spontaneity

The very first girl that I had
I was still just a lad
Walking through the park
And wanting it real bad
Then this girl I sorta knew
Said you know what I want to do
And by the time we were through
I had pine needles on my ass

Spontaneity
It's okay with me
Doesn't matter where we might be
I don't think anyone can see
How about over beneath that tree
for some Spontaneity

Long ago on my birthday
My girlfriend had this to say
I want to take you out
To a topless bar today
I guess that she enjoyed the show
And the girls swinging on the pole
Because when it came time to go
She got naked in the parking lot

Spontaneity
It's okay with me
Doesn't matter where we might be
She didn't care everyone could see
It was better than a lap dance and it was free
That Spontaneity

Take all your plans and throw them out
If you want to make her squeal and shout
Sometimes you just have to
Take her by surprise
Cause you never know what she might do
After she's had a drink or two
Hell, she might even call her best friend

Spontaneity
That's okay with me
Doesn't matter where we might be
No one will see this video except us three
I want both of you on top of me
For some Spontaneity

Went to see a friend who wasn't home
Found his wife there all alone
She said I sure get lonely
When he's gone
After some of this and
After some of that
She ended up flat on her back
And that's when I found out
Her hubby's bi

Spontaneity
He's on top of me
This ain't where I want to be
I thought you said he was gone til three
You want to get that thing away from me
Spontaneity

 Last, at least for now, is my protest song.  The previous samples I will eventually (I hope) be able to put music to, and complete them.  This one may well be beyond me.  I think this needs a heavy metal touch that I just don't have.

Free

Against the fates I rage
Caged, in a darkened cell waits my soul
Within my heart I burn
Yearning to light the fires and lose control
With all my might I strain
Chained upon the rack of conformity
But now it's time to break
Forsaking these golden bonds I will be free

Take them off, Knock them down
These shackles and walls that confound humanity
Break them all, take them out
The rules and fools that want our slavery
Take it off, spread them wide
Without a winding shroud on our wings we'll fly free
Stand up tall, shout it loud
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me

Our thoughts they want to bind
Confined, our hopes and dreams will never be
Each open door they close
Enclosing us 'til we rot in poverty
They will not still my voice
Shouting what I see of all that's wrong
Together we must fight
Writing with our blood a victory song

Take them off, Knock them down
These shackles and walls that confound humanity
Break them all, take them out
The rules and fools that want our slavery
Take it off, spread them wide
Without a winding shroud on our wings we'll fly free
Stand up tall, shout it loud
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me

Upon their thrones they reign
Stained by all they've trampled with their greed
For all they want, they take
Slaking their thirst for power while we bleed
Until we all stand strong
Longing for the right to live and love each day
They will take all we save
Raving about their debts which we must pay

Take them off, Knock them down
These shackles and walls that confound humanity
Break them all, take them out
The rules and fools that want our slavery
Take it off, spread them wide
Without a winding shroud on our wings we'll fly free
Stand up tall, shout it loud
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me
Your hatred and your greed won't bury me
Until my final breath I will stand free

 There you have it.  Hope something of the above is enjoyable.

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